This guy was just walking through the subway car, saying hilariously awkward things to people. He got down on one knee and started singing to the girl on the end of the row. When he finished the song, he explained: “In twenty years, we’re going to laugh about how I sang to you when we first met.” Then he walked over to the guy in the foreground, pointed at the girl next to him, and said: “You two should really hook up.”
Right after I took this photo, she beat the crap out of me then drove off.
“What was the happiest moment of your life?”
“When I woke up this morning.”
“If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?”
“Shut up.”
This little company from Kenya makes toys from slippers that wash up on the beach. Pictures by Ben Curtis
How glorious is this?! Upcycling at its finest…
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It’s true, Stefon — we compiled a full directory of New York’s 31 hottest clubs.
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Meredith’s stripper son, everyone.
I feel like all my kids grew up, and then married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.
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